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Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.

When we were in writing school, Adam Peterson and I wrote a bunch of paragraphs together. We called them "chunks." At the top of each chunk were the words "[SPOILER ALERT]."

Is this a gimmick? one of us said. 
Probably, said the other.
Are we making a book? one of us said. 
What's a booksaid the other.

And thus, [SPOILER ALERT] was born.

You can find excerpted chunks here, here, and here. Don't blame us if they ruin everything.